October 2009
457 posts
Numb Tonight
stainglassreflections:
V. 1
Woke up to the beep of my phone
Don’t fucking want to talk,
Just want to be alone.
Don’t want to “chill at the burger joint”
Just want to get happy, so get to the point
I don’t have too long before
I’m not here anymore.
Chrous
Doesn’t matter today or tonight
If I get robbed or beat up in a fight
Turn on my stereo, turn off the lights
I’m going to go numb...
So what do you do?
When it all comes down on you?
Do you run and hide?
Or do you face the truth?
Steven are you online? could you IM me please?
(via iamthepoopsnatch)
I can only get on myspace IM. Could I IM you from therE?
I forgot how awesome Static-X is.
And how much I can scream like Wayne Static.
September 2009
166 posts
Goodbye and goodnight.
God vs. Jesus.
Thespoonrooster: Don't underestimate Jesus. |:<
TheUsedSyringe: I can. Because I am Jesus.
Thespoonrooster: But I am God. |:<
TheUsedSyringe: Bitch, more people worship me.
Thespoonrooster: HELL NAW.
Thespoonrooster: I got everyone but them bitch ass buddhists on my side.
TheUsedSyringe: Just because you're the creator of the universe doesn't mean they worship you more. I mean, everybody ends prayers in "In JESUS'S name we pray"
TheUsedSyringe: That's me, bitch. I get ALL the attention.
Thespoonrooster: But we're one. |:<
TheUsedSyringe: Aww shit son, conjoined twins up in the shit.
Thespoonrooster: It's that bitch Mary that's NOT part of the trinity.
Thespoonrooster: We have to kill that cunt.
TheUsedSyringe: I already totally wrecked her vagina on the way out.
Thespoonrooster: You did. But I impregnanted her.
Thespoonrooster: . . .
Thespoonrooster: I'mma playa?
TheUsedSyringe: She never called you back, don't kid yourself.
Thespoonrooster: I COULD MAKE HER IF I WANTED.
TheUsedSyringe: Tcch, yeah, and I'm John Goodman.
Thespoonrooster: You are?
Thespoonrooster: Hm.
TheUsedSyringe: The King of Candyland.
The best song that could describe my love status:
“Done With You” by Papa Roach. |:
Well, one of them.
Billy and I are going to an open mic to play...
We’re gonna wear ripped jeans, Nirvana shirts, and Chuck Taylors.
It’s gonna kick ass.
I’m proud of myself.
I finally learned a FULL ENTIRE SONG!
You were wrong, dad, I CAN play guitar solos even though I’ve only been playing for 2 months.
Goodnight.
I love Punk.
Thank you pandora radio.
I wanted to listen to Puddle of Mudd. (:
My English teacher is so hard headed.
ericabanten:
He refuses to admit that he’s wrong, even when I showed him the part of the book that PROVES he’s wrong.
Well, to get back at him, you need to get some duct tape, a wooden chair, and a cactus. The cactus will be explained later.
Top ten things I've screamed in "I want to be the...
crusadeofconfusion:
10.) MIKE TYSON WHAT THE FUCK!
9.) I BARELY HIT THE FUCKING SPIKE!
8.) GTA DOESNT CAUSE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS, FUCKING GAMES LIKE THIS CAUSE FUCKING SHOOTINGS
7.) I can’t even see what the fuck is going on!
6.) Where the hell did that apple come from?
5.) Why does the game make the weirdest controls for the game
4.) *heavy panting after screaming*
3.) I JUST HIT THE FUCKING...
Oh Mighty Mighty Bosstones, put me in a better mood.
Goals for tonight:
Get in a better mood.
Write a song.
People who owe me a haircut:
Maggie.
Your ass is cutting my hair next time you come up.
New frat boy word:
Broner = Boner.
Life's too short.
So I’m gonna make it shorter by smoking when I turn 18.
Yay awful moods.
He’s the one who likes all our pretty songs.
And he likes to sing along.
And he likes to shoot his gun.
But he don’t know what it means when I say yeah.
lovelyremedy started following you
Thanks a ton!
Goodnight.
TheUsedSyringe: YO DOGG TURN ON THE ASHER ROTH KUZ I LOOOOVE COLLEGE DUDE BRO MAN!
Thespoonrooster: Asher Roth is my HERO, bro!
TheUsedSyringe: HE GETS ALL THE CHICKS BROSKI
Thespoonrooster: DUDE, TOTALLY, BRO! He is so rockin', dude. His bod is totally hot. No homo, broski. No homo.
TheUsedSyringe: I have totally homo fanatasies bro dude broski no homo bro.
Thespoonrooster: Dude, my dad came in my hair once. That was my intro to hair gel andgay sex. Dude! I'm no fag, though. I'm straight, bro. No homo, broski.
TheUsedSyringe: Yo bro dude some guy one time came in my waffles and I ate it bro dude no homo broski
Thespoonrooster: DUDE, cum is sweet! No homo, bro, dude, that's for fags, dude.
TheUsedSyringe: Dude cum is like the elixer of life bro except beer no homo broski bra.
Thespoonrooster: Beer and Asher Roth 'cause HE LOVES COLLEGE bro!
(these are the types of conversations you could have if you add me, him, or both of us.)
Thespoonrooster: You're now in my Fraternity.
Thespoonrooster: Bro.
TheUsedSyringe: AWW SWEET BRO
TheUsedSyringe: DUDE
Thespoonrooster: YEAH BRO
Thespoonrooster: CHUG, BRO!
Thespoonrooster: DUDE!
TheUsedSyringe: I GOT THE BEER AND SOME HOT BABES FROM THETI LAMBDA
Thespoonrooster: BRO! FOR REAL?! BROSKI, I NEED TO BORROW SOME HAIR GEL. MY HAIR' FALLIN' FLAT, MAN!
Thespoonrooster: And could you do a bro a favor and pop my collar, dude?
TheUsedSyringe: No prob broski. Dude, bro, I got some rockin' new hair gel that'll make our hair stand up and like be sexier than our hot bods and abaility to drink beer bro dude and play football broski!
I tried to tell my guidance counsellor I was...
ericabanten:
She didn’t believe me. She wouldn’t listen. That’s what I get for trying to get help.
I can relate to that. I had to show my mom the slits on my wrists in order for her to believe it. /:
thespoonrooster:
For Halloween, I’m gonna be some douchey, football-playing, partying frat boy broski.
It’s gonna be sweet, bro.
WOAH DUDE YEAH BRO CHUG CHUG CHUG BRO BRO FOOTBALL!
ericabanten:
theusedsyringe:
ericabanten:
theusedsyringe:
I’ve been really interested in doing drugs lately.
..don’t.
I’ve already done a few, and got a deal going on possibly friday.
….
The thing about them is that they help me escape from myself. It keeps me from slitting my wrists, and it makes me happy for more than twenty minutes. I do realize it’s a quick fix, but a quick...
ericabanten:
theusedsyringe:
I’ve been really interested in doing drugs lately.
..don’t.
I’ve already done a few, and got a deal going on possibly friday.
I’ve been really interested in doing drugs lately.
few things make me angrier than this
piecesofserenity:
we were at our honors meeting discussing the relay for life that we’re helping out with when the one chick was like oh, and you need to raise 100 dollars if you want a tshirt this year *sigh* it wasn’t that much last year. and people started talking about how annoying that was. FIRST of all, 100 dollars isn’t that much, it’s really easy to raise much more than that, because...
There's something about being the only goth kid...
Sort of a “You aren’t as strange as I am” feeling.
leadmenot,
You ever get to see Wayne’s World?
Goodnight.
Pokemon go hard.
Like a rhino.
When I’m alone at night laying in the shower tub I wish I had somebody to hug.
Mother says I start therapy in 7 days...
I’M SO SCARED. ):
My friend Billy has a birthday today.
And I have no idea how old he is… xD
New Pearl Jam album...
Want NEED.
reblog with your height and height you wish you...
ericabanten:
alexisnoelle:
shallowgraves:
liliinthesky:
steezybeasty:
whistlinginthedark:
borntoroam:
vintage-nerd:
imnotaprincess:
wastingwordsonlowercases:
yayduke:
5’9 wish i was 6’1
5’8.5 wish i was 5’11
5’5 1/2, wish i was like… 5’3 haha
5’3, wish i was 5’6
5’4”, wish I was 9’11”. ;)
5’10, wish I was 5’5
6’2, and I happen to enjoy my height.
5’3, I wish I was...
Brain Stew.
I’m having trouble trying to sleep I’m counting sheep but running out As time ticks by And still I try No rest for crosstops in my mind On my own… here we go My eyes feel like they’re gonna bleed Dried up and bulging out my skull My mouth is dry My face is numb fucked up and spun out in my room On my own… here we go My mind is set on overdrive The clock...
I have no idea why people tell me I'm special.
I hate to break it to them, but I’m really not.
House + Rapping = WIN.
Sometimes I wish I could go back to a time when I was innocent.
But then I remember I’d be back in my mother’s womb.
I've thought long and hard about this.
My top 10 favorite bands of ALL TIME (in no specific order)
The Cure
cKy
Papa Roach
KoRn
Nirvana
Nine Inch Nails
Less Than Jake
Mindless Self Indulgence
Pink Floyd
The Smashing Pumpkins
If you don’t like it, eat a dick.